So I’ve heard that when you get to a certain age, you are too old for certain things. Things like:
Pooh Bear Toys
Barbie Dolls
Neverland (I know, Ironic, right?)
Fashion Pollys (Yes I REFUSE to call them polly pockets! The sound of the name just sends shivers up my spine! How could they? I mean, I remember the days when they still had their original names. I remember Polly, and Lila, and Shawnee, and Rick, and Todd, and whatever that red head was called! No. They will always be FASHION POLLY’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Excuse the outburst there…
Dollar Tree Toys that break as soon as you get in the car (WHAT? Say it isn’t so!)
Happy Meals (I’m dying. I’m seriously dying…=P)
And most crazy of all, SANTA CLAUS!!!!!!!
Now that I have listed the most insane and estupido things that some people become to old for, let me give my opinions on them. First, let me begin by saying that my parents have never supported any of these rules. We have always been told, YOU’RE NEVER TOO OLD! Hey, that rhymed. =D Well, we still don’t eat McDonald’s hardly ever but that’s okay because the food at home is incredible! And we don’t play with Barbies ALL the time but that makes it all the more fun when we do. We’ll have the usual fight about who’s Barbie is who’s and when we traded them around and what we traded it for and if you’re really smart (or have a really good puppy dog face) you can do a whole ‘nother trade! Deep breaths after that long sentence! lol. I will never be too old for those dollar tree cell phones that never run out of annoying noises to make. We still have a HUGE collection of pooh bear toys AND I am still a faithful buyer of polly’s (FASHION pollys.. don’t forget). I have counted over 50 of my own pollys (not counting the cheap knock offs you get at Disney stores). And I will ALWAYS believe in Santa Claus no matter HOW fictional he is. He will always be as real as Rudolph and Frosty and Buddy the Elf.
So to wrap it up, here is what I say to everyone who’s ever been afraid of what others think of them about that hidden baby doll under the bed or about that old teddy bear you had when you were three, or your favorite brand of dolls you grew up with:
YOU’RE NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER TOO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, and I am still a deep believer in Neverland, Middle Earth, Narnia, and Yatharia (long story). I am a frequent visitor of them all, you know.
